Greasy Spoon Admirer Gifts

"In a perfect world your toast would be done just right. But we don't live in a perfect world, do we?"

Milly's Home-Style Restaurant

Soup of the month.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

All-Day Breakfast

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

'It takes all day to eat it.'

Alarming symptoms after eating boiled beef and gooseberry pie

Alphabet Soup: Now in a bold new font.

'Perhaps monsieur found the Vichyssoise 'crunchy' because the soup bowl was not edible.'

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"I haven't been fond of humans since one of them coined the phrase, 'in the soup'."

Note: Remote control goes inside the soup spoon.

'Mom's Diner: your meal free if you wash all the dishes and take out the garbage.'

"I think the soup may be just a bit too salty."

"Excuse me, waiter? There's a hair in my soup."

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Chicken Noodle sold out.

"So - we'll go for Bouillabaisse then, shall we?"

"You were supposed to be IN the soup!"

There's no chicken it that chicken soup. . .

'How's the soup of the day coming along, Chef?'

'Add more vegetables. Man does not live by additives alone.'

"I'm a little disappointed. Tastes fine, but not very photogenic."

"I knew this was your favorite."

"Soup should be seen and not heard."

'Don't expect anything special