Greasy Spoon Enthusiast Gifts

"Would you care for a drink before or after I shove menus in your face?"

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

All-Day Breakfast

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

Jeremy Corbyn in the soup

"I love when you make asparagus soup!"

Is it too late to substitute a bee in my coffee for a fly in my soup?

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

'Bring me the turtle soup and make it snappy.'

'Exactly what day is this the soup of?'

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

'It takes all day to eat it.'

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

"It was the food critics who gave our soup the two 'reallys'."