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Convenience food.

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

All-Day Breakfast

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

"I'll have the prayer breakfast."

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

"So, you folks see anything you'd like?"

"And what would you like to regret later?"

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

Breakfast special: Eggs Benedict Arnold, $2.99: 'Yesterday's Eggs Benedict'

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

"Yes I know I ordered fresh crab but..."

Here come the bears again, Larry.

'It takes all day to eat it.'

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

Our Troubled Chowders

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'