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"Sorry, we don't serve the Lumberjack's breakfast to accountants."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Of course the steak's TOUGH-yer won't get cissy nosh in 'ere,chum!'

'Do you have anything that's not fried?'

'Don't expect anything special

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Flying sauces.

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

All-Day Breakfast

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Bottomless bowl of soup

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

Source of Information

"It was the food critics who gave our soup the two 'reallys'."

"I love when you make asparagus soup!"

'Bring me the turtle soup and make it snappy.'

'Exactly what day is this the soup of?'

Jeremy Corbyn in the soup

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'