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"Sorry, we don't serve the Lumberjack's breakfast to accountants."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Of course the steak's TOUGH-yer won't get cissy nosh in 'ere,chum!'

'Do you have anything that's not fried?'

'Don't expect anything special

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Flying sauces.

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

All-Day Breakfast

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

"I love when you make asparagus soup!"

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

"It was the food critics who gave our soup the two 'reallys'."

Is it too late to substitute a bee in my coffee for a fly in my soup?