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"Glenn mastered the sppon trick."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Soup of the month.

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

Kiss the Commander in Chef

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

Yuri Geller as a 7 year old.

Flatware Follies.

Spoonstock.

'Don't say anything dad, let the cartoonist do a punchline.'

'... and here's your Manhattan clam chowder, Sir.'

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

Note: Remote control goes inside the soup spoon.

"We never spoon anymore."

Baking Bread

"Wait, those weren't lies. That was spin!"

"I said, with these new tax breaks, we'll be able to buy more leaves for the table."

'Uri Geller's First Job.' 'That's the 20th spoon you've bent today.'

Spoonfest

Spring Painter

"You run away with me, you run away with my family."

Make love and not war

'It's my mobile home.'

Would you like some sprinkles on that?

'I'm not sure that the 'Big Society' idea works with the Ministry of Defence.'

"Who's littlest spoon?"

'I try to get through to her but all she wants to do is blend bloody spoons all day.'

'Play Beethoven's Fifth and this ten pence piece is all yours!'

"Crap."

'I like it!'

You've got the skeletons....we'll provide the closet!