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"Glenn mastered the sppon trick."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Soup of the month.

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

Yuri Geller as a 7 year old.

Flatware Follies.

'Don't say anything dad, let the cartoonist do a punchline.'

Spoonstock.

Note: Remote control goes inside the soup spoon.

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

Baking Bread

"We never spoon anymore."

"Wait, those weren't lies. That was spin!"

"I said, with these new tax breaks, we'll be able to buy more leaves for the table."

"You run away with me, you run away with my family."

Spring Painter

Spoonfest

Make love and not war

'It's my mobile home.'

'I'm not sure that the 'Big Society' idea works with the Ministry of Defence.'

"Crap."

'I like it!'

'Play Beethoven's Fifth and this ten pence piece is all yours!'

'I try to get through to her but all she wants to do is blend bloody spoons all day.'

"Who's littlest spoon?"

You've got the skeletons....we'll provide the closet!

"In these troubled times, I still find the strength to persevere."