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"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

Bottomless bowl of soup

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

Bureau of the Budget. If we serve alphabet soup, we can count it as a lunch program and a literacy program!

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? "Death of a Salesman." Adapted to a fly, of course.

"I love when you make asparagus soup!"

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

'Bring me the turtle soup and make it snappy.'

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

Jeremy Corbyn in the soup

'Exactly what day is this the soup of?'

Is it too late to substitute a bee in my coffee for a fly in my soup?

"It was the food critics who gave our soup the two 'reallys'."

'You can do whatever you want, Herb, but I sure wouldn't take advice from a bowl of alphabet soup!'

"I have no clue what you're trying to say! You keep giving me mixed messages."

'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.'