Soup Spelling Artist Mugs

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

Jeremy Corbyn in the soup

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

'Exactly what day is this the soup of?'

"It was the food critics who gave our soup the two 'reallys'."

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'Bring me the turtle soup and make it snappy.'

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

"I love when you make asparagus soup!"

'You can do whatever you want, Herb, but I sure wouldn't take advice from a bowl of alphabet soup!'

"I have no clue what you're trying to say! You keep giving me mixed messages."

'When things are slow'