Soup Master Mugs

Too many kooks spoil the Broth.

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

'It feels warm enough to me.'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

What's the insect de jour?

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

'Bring me the turtle soup and make it snappy.'

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'