Alphabet Soup Enthusiast T-Shirts

'The first thing I do every morning is arrange all my thoughts in alphabetical order.'

"I never knew I was dyslexic before I came here."

'Look, mother, it's Mabel special - Alphabet noodle soup.'

"Do you have large print alphabet soup?"

'With this new program we can spy peoples' letters, emails and alphabet soup!'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."