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Pooper scoppers.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

Abacus.

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

Whatever works for you.

'That's not what is meant by a free kick.'

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

"Yin and Yankee fan"

"Marry you? Why I wouldn't even vote to let you into my co-op."

"I just installed a home security monitor."

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Johann Strauss

How wire-tapping began. Is that some kind of eavesdropping equipment? Sort of

'I love it: The older my Master gets, the more he wants his slippers...'

Richard Wagner

'Not another war film.'

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room

"Italian Prisoners of War" - F.S.Lowry

Kitten Slippers

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

'Make sure you remove all the cookies when you're done.'

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

'I'm bringing it into the pit! The DVD player conked out in the middle of 'Little Miss Sunshine'.'

"Shoo!"

Robert Schumann

"We don't let computers mess up your medical records. We do it by hand."

A slipper looks at a woman putting on her shoes