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"She insisted on being abducted."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Crab with a clown face.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Myths and legends...

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Bottle Distillery

'What kind of filling would you like?'

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

Dolphin

Man indignant at having caught no fish

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

"Holy water, holy water...."

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

"We're luckier than most people..."

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

Thirsty Couple Crawling Through Desert.

'I know it's dark out here - we're traveling faster than the speed of light'

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

'Sorry I'm late'

No Loitering

"Yo, Greg!" "Hey, Warren!"

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."