Water Seeker T-Shirts

No Trespassing - Official Government Wetlands.

They migrate here each summer in search of water.

No Loitering

'Water! Water!. . .Spectrophotometer! Spectrophotometer!'

Water divining.

Drowning in the Desert

'I had that 'car wash' dream again last night.'

'Man In the Moon'

What has really happened in the desert...

Jack and Jill Find Vending Machine

Cactus with tap.

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

Thirsty Couple Crawling Through Desert.

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

Look! An oasis! An Arab spring!

"Holy water, holy water...."

"And one more water."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Bring your own inflatable.

The one that got away

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Segregated Beach

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

Dolphin

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'No surf?'