Sausage Seeker T-Shirts

"What I really fancy is a decent sausage" "Looks like you've had your chips"

Cheese at the Meat Counter.

Wurst Minster Dog Show

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Sausages!

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

Free Little Library

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

Dog begging for a sausage

'Mr. Hillshire seems to have taken a turn for the 'wurst'.'

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Bangers and Mash

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'

Wieners Sausages.

'Do not look within. Trust me, you don't want to know what's in there.'

Bed or breakfast.

A trio of local sausages.

Lean beef

"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"

Department of Redundancy Department - 'Hot Dog' Frank Wiener, Director