Sausage Sedan Seeker T-Shirts

Stretch Limo for Daschund

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Do you have an appointment?"

Serenading

Making healthy eating bearable.

Psychic Car Mechanics.

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"Question authority"

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

'Do you know 'Moonlight Bay'?'

Opera Lover

Serenade with dogs

Department of Redundancy Department - 'Hot Dog' Frank Wiener, Director

'Bad mistake to order the sushi.'

Concert in the park

Seance: That line is currently busy...would you care to keep holding?

'Will you get me those healthy eating booklets form the hospital? . . . I need something to start the fire to grill these bratwursts.'

4 x 4s - buy one, get one free.

"Do you have money or is it money that has you?"

A mountain guru has a sign on his mountain for safe social distancing.

'The secret of life, son, is finding a better hiding place than I did.'

"Thanks for coming, Olga - I want you to help me contact my husband."

Concert pianist on his way to work.

Bob's car finally makes a statement.

"Your new electric car, isn't what I expected."

"It's a club sandwich. It's like sushi but with bread."

"Did you hear about the food critic who could not write a story without revealing his sauces?"

Dog working as a butcher.

The great Dessert Island.