Sausage Sedan Seeker Gifts

Stretch Limo for Daschund

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Serenading

Making healthy eating bearable.

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

Psychic Car Mechanics.

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"Question authority"

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

'Do you know 'Moonlight Bay'?'

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

Concert in the park

Serenade with dogs

Department of Redundancy Department - 'Hot Dog' Frank Wiener, Director

Opera Lover

Seance: That line is currently busy...would you care to keep holding?

'Bad mistake to order the sushi.'

4 x 4s - buy one, get one free.

'Will you get me those healthy eating booklets form the hospital? . . . I need something to start the fire to grill these bratwursts.'

"Thanks for coming, Olga - I want you to help me contact my husband."

"Do you have money or is it money that has you?"

A mountain guru has a sign on his mountain for safe social distancing.

'The secret of life, son, is finding a better hiding place than I did.'

Concert pianist on his way to work.

Bob's car finally makes a statement.

"It's a club sandwich. It's like sushi but with bread."

"Push, push, push! There's always one that wants to be the first in line!"

The great Dessert Island.

"Did you hear about the food critic who could not write a story without revealing his sauces?"