Suave Seeker Gifts

Life of Riley #4: Panache.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Sunbathers.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Pony Rides

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Do you have an appointment?"

"It is my place!"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

Me when by BDD shows up

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

"Question authority"

'Soufle, can I have the blueprint?.'

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

Windchimes

Stories about crumbs

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

'I'm working off Saturday's sundae.'

The Sun Bather

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'