Suave Seeker Pillows

Life of Riley #4: Panache.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Sunbathers.

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Pony Rides

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"It is my place!"

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

Me when by BDD shows up

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

'Soufle, can I have the blueprint?.'

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

Windchimes

Stories about crumbs

"Question authority"

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

'I'm working off Saturday's sundae.'

The Sun Bather

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

"Didn't we come here for the sun?"