Silly Seekers Pillows

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

The World's Easiest Airport

Crab with a clown face.

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Not much money, glory, or praise

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

Keep it simple

Flower tribute

"Maybe your purpose in life is to have a well-organized sock drawer."

'A lower salary will allow you to simplify your lifestyle.'

'Sigh... When did the world get so complicated?'