Silly Seekers Prints

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

The World's Easiest Airport

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Crab with a clown face.

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Not much money, glory, or praise

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

A skip full of fools.

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

Ghosts from around the world

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

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"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

Keep it simple

"I wonder what odds you would have got for that happening?"

'A lower salary will allow you to simplify your lifestyle.'

"Maybe your purpose in life is to have a well-organized sock drawer."

Flower tribute

I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.