Simple Seekers Prints

'Do you have something so simple that even my parents could use it?'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

The World's Easiest Airport

"I, TikTok."

Crab with a clown face.

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

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"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.