Sundae Seeker Gifts

The great Dessert Island.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Shoe addict.

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

Segregated Beach

Starvation Watching

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Serenading

Making healthy eating bearable.

"He did it!"

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

'No surf?'

Reading room

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

"I have one indulgence: myself."

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

"Get ready."

'Do you know 'Moonlight Bay'?'

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

Angular monster attempting to lure Norm into his maw with tongue shaped like a sexy woman.

Another Victim of Beach Brain

Ice cream makers.

"To verify you are the person who answered the phone, May I have your social security number and a major credit card."

"Hey fellas! I think I've just invented a new football game."

'Oh, yes! I can see it.'

'Go ahead and throw in the monkey wrench, Sims. The suspense is killing us.'

'Double cheeseburger, large drink, fries, apple pie, chocolate sundae and an antacid, please.'

"Do I have to eat the cherry?"

'Oh, how moving, it's a woodland burial, Dennis.'