Sundae Celebrant Gifts

"Is this late lunch or early dinner?"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

Congratulations!

Making healthy eating bearable.

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

"I have one indulgence: myself."

"Trick or treat?"

"What's the occasion?"

"You're not supposed to throw tinned rice!"

Ice cream makers.

Passover Plague

'Double cheeseburger, large drink, fries, apple pie, chocolate sundae and an antacid, please.'

Two grooms cutting a civil union cake...

Dog with balloon, y-fronts, and party hat

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

"Do I have to eat the cherry?"

We're making progress, but it's still too early to be breaking out the party hats and noise-makers.

"This is one time of year we count our blessings. . . and not our calories."

"For trick or treating, I'm dressing up as Billy Graham and going witnessing door-to-door."

Rabbit With Flower.

Animals and Daylight Savings Time...

'New Year's Eve is definitely a time for reflection...and it's usually my face in the punch bowl.'

The great Dessert Island.

"I love you but I love my chocolate fudge sundae more."

"Will you be our surrogate?"

The Year of the Tigger

Wedding Days.

Phil does like to cover himself in glory. Knickerbocker Glory.

"I hope Jesus returns as a football player, so you will spend time with Him on Sundays!"

Two grooms dancing.

On the sixth day, God visited a Denny's and decided to create a seventh day...

55th Birthday