Sundae Celebrant Pillows

"Is this late lunch or early dinner?"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

Congratulations!

Making healthy eating bearable.

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

"I have one indulgence: myself."

"Trick or treat?"

"What's the occasion?"

Passover Plague

"You're not supposed to throw tinned rice!"

Ice cream makers.

'Double cheeseburger, large drink, fries, apple pie, chocolate sundae and an antacid, please.'

Two grooms cutting a civil union cake...

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

Dog with balloon, y-fronts, and party hat

"Do I have to eat the cherry?"

We're making progress, but it's still too early to be breaking out the party hats and noise-makers.

"This is one time of year we count our blessings. . . and not our calories."

'New Year's Eve is definitely a time for reflection...and it's usually my face in the punch bowl.'

"For trick or treating, I'm dressing up as Billy Graham and going witnessing door-to-door."

"I love you but I love my chocolate fudge sundae more."

The great Dessert Island.

Animals and Daylight Savings Time...

Rabbit With Flower.

"Will you be our surrogate?"

Phil does like to cover himself in glory. Knickerbocker Glory.

Wedding Days.

"I hope Jesus returns as a football player, so you will spend time with Him on Sundays!"

Two grooms dancing.

On the second day of Christmas...

55th Birthday