Sundae Lover Pillows

"I love you but I love my chocolate fudge sundae more."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

Mexican angels.

Mexican Serenade.

Making healthy eating bearable.

"I have one indulgence: myself."

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

'Owl be lovin' you owlwise!'

'Double cheeseburger, large drink, fries, apple pie, chocolate sundae and an antacid, please.'

Trucker's tan.

"Do I have to eat the cherry?"

Manga study #2

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

Crab conductor.

Moon crooner

'I think he wants you to go out further!'

Music Lesson

A slipper looks at a woman putting on her shoes

"I shelled out five grand for this suit, so I'm wearing it whenever I want."

The great Dessert Island.

"Is this late lunch or early dinner?"

'Man! That must have been a GREAT New Years party!'

My Valentine

"Well hellooooo chica. And what is your name?"

'Alice, the blonde, speaking.'

Selecting teeth.. "I'll have those, please."

Phil does like to cover himself in glory. Knickerbocker Glory.