Sundae Seekers Pillows

Making healthy eating bearable.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Shoe addict.

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

Segregated Beach

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

'No surf?'

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

"I have one indulgence: myself."

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Ice cream makers.

'It must be a milkfish.'

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

Another Victim of Beach Brain

'Oh, yes! I can see it.'

'Double cheeseburger, large drink, fries, apple pie, chocolate sundae and an antacid, please.'

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

Medical Exam

"Is that the Sun or the Moon?"

"Do I have to eat the cherry?"

The AdRams Family no.17 - Chatroom identities

We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea.

'You couldn't be more 9.'

'We're trying to attract the pink pound.'