Sundae Fan Pillows

'Double cheeseburger, large drink, fries, apple pie, chocolate sundae and an antacid, please.'

Phil does like to cover himself in glory. Knickerbocker Glory.

Decapitated coffee.

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Making healthy eating bearable.

"I have one indulgence: myself."

"I just love these casual fridays."

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

"Do I have to eat the cherry?"

“Sorry, we don’t accept the living dead.”

Shark Surfing the Waves.

"Any luck"

The 24/7 Samurai

"As a matter of fact, most of the beaches there are nude beaches!"

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

"Well, of course you have a heart."

"I love you but I love my chocolate fudge sundae more."

"Is this late lunch or early dinner?"

The great Dessert Island.

Patio Melt

'Thanks for the serenade. But do you need your friend to accompany you on air guitar?'

When Flight Attendants Surf

A Surfboard checking out a new pair of Board shorts to buy

"Hey! Leave some for me! You're being shellfish again, Tim!"

'Well your face fits through the hole O.K. and the rest is actually an improvement!'

German company involved in submarine disaster?

"Aw, c'mon. It's only the end of the world."

"A shot of whisky, a beer chaser, and the current issue of TV Guide, please."

'I'm not going out for lunch. I packed one today.'

101 uses of a dead cat: samurai armour.