Sundae Supporter Pillows

"I have one indulgence: myself."

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Snail Pattern Balding.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Men can show their emotions!

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

Making healthy eating bearable.

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

Starfish doing the wave.

Ice cream makers.

'Double cheeseburger, large drink, fries, apple pie, chocolate sundae and an antacid, please.'

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

Bangtan boys BTS caricature

"Do I have to eat the cherry?"

Martin O'Neill

Slug trapped on deserted island surrounded by salt.

"Ewww....Banana slug hammocks really cross me out."

Football Snail

Barnum & Bailey's 3 - ring progeny

"You'll have to chuck it back- it's Kylie Minnow."

"I love you but I love my chocolate fudge sundae more."

"Is this late lunch or early dinner?"

STRIP *The Fan * Player Transfers

The great Dessert Island.

You keep crossing your eyes and they're going to stick like that, you know.

Thirty Sumos Over Tokyo

Phil does like to cover himself in glory. Knickerbocker Glory.

Why garden slugs don't migrate south for the winter.

'Mr Sumo's kindly come along to show us what to do if we're ever bullied!'

'I'm trying to decide if you're naked or homeless.'

On the sixth day, God visited a Denny's and decided to create a seventh day...

'I'm under house arrest.'

'... And if this diet doesn't work, I can only suggest that you take up sumo wrestling.'

"I mean that we both leave a trail on the sidewalk!"

"Rising fuel costs have forced us to make major design changes. Like the in-dash ATM, in case you run out of gas money."