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"I have one indulgence: myself."

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Men can show their emotions!

Snail Pattern Balding.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Making healthy eating bearable.

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

Ice cream makers.

'Double cheeseburger, large drink, fries, apple pie, chocolate sundae and an antacid, please.'

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

"Do I have to eat the cherry?"

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Slug trapped on deserted island surrounded by salt.

"I love you but I love my chocolate fudge sundae more."

Barnum & Bailey's 3 - ring progeny

STRIP *The Fan * Player Transfers

The great Dessert Island.

"Is this late lunch or early dinner?"

Football Snail

"Ewww....Banana slug hammocks really cross me out."

Phil does like to cover himself in glory. Knickerbocker Glory.

Why garden slugs don't migrate south for the winter.

'I'm trying to decide if you're naked or homeless.'

'Mr Sumo's kindly come along to show us what to do if we're ever bullied!'

Thirty Sumos Over Tokyo

'I'm under house arrest.'

"I mean that we both leave a trail on the sidewalk!"

'... And if this diet doesn't work, I can only suggest that you take up sumo wrestling.'

"Rising fuel costs have forced us to make major design changes. Like the in-dash ATM, in case you run out of gas money."

'I caught five jellyfish today...Five different flavours.'