Sundae Strategist T-Shirts

Ice cream makers.

"He loves his leaf blower."

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

Making healthy eating bearable.

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

"I have one indulgence: myself."

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."

What's your exit strategy?

At least Sunday is still a holy day.

'Double cheeseburger, large drink, fries, apple pie, chocolate sundae and an antacid, please.'

Protecting the green

'Technically, you do qualify for five weeks of vacation, but your request for 35 Sundays off has to go under review.'

"Do I have to eat the cherry?"

Poker Moms

Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse

I want you to give this project the same energy and enthusiasm you give the pools syndicate and the office lottery.

The great Dessert Island.

Mowing the Lawn

"If the Greenlanders don't want to become Americans, Trump can buy our meadow! It's green, too, and we wouldn't have to keep pulling up the weeds!"

"The boondocks R us, I guess."

"Is this late lunch or early dinner?"

"I love you but I love my chocolate fudge sundae more."

Phil does like to cover himself in glory. Knickerbocker Glory.

Games and Rubiks Cubes

"'Scuse me, you getting out?"

"Excuse me,are you leaving?"

On the sixth day, God visited a Denny's and decided to create a seventh day...

"Ok, if I make this one, you have to stop hitting on my wife."

Beggar playing for money, will stop for more money.

"According to my calculations, the traditional migration route is not optimal. My new route can halve the travel time..."

"O.K. So when we have a party, we won't ask them."