Sundae Scholar T-Shirts

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

Truth

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Lady Justice.

Statue of Security

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

Equal Justice Is An Illusion

Antonin Scalia

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."

The hour of justice

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

"To indict or not to indict... No, to charge or not to charge... No..." "Don't worry. I know how this turns out." "Mueller's Hamlet"

Making healthy eating bearable.

Upholding the Law

Under What Circumstances Would You Change Your Mind?

Supreme Liberty Court

Tweed makes a Mockery of the Supreme Court

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

"I have one indulgence: myself."

'Well, son, the justice system depends on finding 12 people who are smart and impartial enough to judge the accused intelligently without malice or favor.'

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

Clarence Thomas

'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Privatization and Deregulation are the gas in the engine of the economy.

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"

Ruth Bader Ginsburg