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'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

The DaVinci Code

'You know too much,'

'I admire your floatibility.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

Slug roulette

Monster Baseball

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Elusive Shadow.

"No, son. Let him finish."

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

Making healthy eating bearable.

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

"I have one indulgence: myself."

"Your wife called you 'heartless?' Well...she is right."

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

Meet The Ghostwriter

The Poet.

'I'll have the peeking duck.'

'And that m'lord concludes the case for the defence. . . '

Lover

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

No Shoes, No Service.

Moby the Private Dick.