Sundae Admirer Mugs

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

The DaVinci Code

'You know too much,'

'I admire your floatibility.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

Slug roulette

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Monster Baseball

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Elusive Shadow.

Making healthy eating bearable.

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

"No, son. Let him finish."

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

"I have one indulgence: myself."

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

"Your wife called you 'heartless?' Well...she is right."

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

Meet The Ghostwriter

'I'll have the peeking duck.'

The Poet.

Moby the Private Dick.

Lover

'To attract the most talented spies we're changing our package . . . to jammie dodgers and a gobstopper.'

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

No Shoes, No Service.

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'