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Martial arts man breaks chair when sitting down.

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

Sign on the door at Karate School.

"Hi-yah!"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

The wine-shop

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Masquerade

Superbaldie.

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

Spring in Japan.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

Legal Firm, Suits, 30% Off.

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Chickenspox

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

Zorro, The Embroiderer

Superhero

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

"At home with a superhero!"

'You've got Chain Mail!'

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

I'm your biggest fan.