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'He's a big softie really'.

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

"I've been genetically modified!"

Meowlzebub

Sumo Love.

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

Superbaldie.

Fear of Flying Seminar

Niche Extracurriculars

Masquerade

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

'It was all ball!'

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Legal Firm, Suits, 30% Off.

Chickenspox

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

Skeleton Builder.

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

'Galinosaurus' 'Discovered by V.J. Galin

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"Isn't that adorable? He learned that in Karate class."

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

"At home with a superhero!"

The Reaper family on Holidays

I'm your biggest fan.

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"