Sumo Enthusiast T-Shirts

Japanese Restrooms: Men/Women/Sumos.

Segal & Clark: This is Sumo Wrestling Joe, not boxing!

Another Use for Retired Sumo Wrestlers

'OK, you gotta swear on sumo honor... Does my mawashi make me look fat?'

Sumo wrestlers in the off-season.

NO Sumo wrestling...next 137 miles.

'This place looks good - all the sumo wrestlers eat here.'

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Moments later, extreme sumo flopping would lose its status as an Olympic sport.

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

"What's he going to do now - break wind?"

The Sumo Wrestler's greatest challenge.

At the end of a sumo wrestling match.

"Take it easy. I just ate."

Weight Reducing Clinic. Plan B, Sumo Wrestling Classes.

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Remember me?'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Karataoke

'You may now kick the bride.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

Mod Kwan Doh

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Old Karate Master

Sumo Love.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

The Karate Kitten.