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...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

'Some Eastern European Convents had 'Borderline' Testosterone levels!'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

'Remember me?'

'You may now kick the bride.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Mod Kwan Doh

Old Karate Master

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Sumo Love.

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

The Karate Kitten.

Future Wrestler

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

Niche Extracurriculars

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'It was all ball!'

'Your Thai-chi-chicken Sir.'

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'