Sumo Wrestling Aficionado Pillows

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

'Some Eastern European Convents had 'Borderline' Testosterone levels!'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Remember me?'

Karataoke

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'You may now kick the bride.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Mod Kwan Doh

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Old Karate Master

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Sumo Love.

The Karate Kitten.

Future Wrestler

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

Niche Extracurriculars

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

'It was all ball!'

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

'Your Thai-chi-chicken Sir.'