Sumo Enthusiasts Pillows

'Does sumo make me look fat?'

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

'Remember me?'

'You may now kick the bride.'

Mod Kwan Doh

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

Old Karate Master

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

Sumo Love.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

The Karate Kitten.

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

Niche Extracurriculars

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

'It was all ball!'

'Your Thai-chi-chicken Sir.'

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

"Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!"