Sumo Enthusiasts Pillows

'Does sumo make me look fat?'

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

'Remember me?'

Karataoke

'You may now kick the bride.'

Mod Kwan Doh

KAWAII T'AI CHI

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Old Karate Master

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

Sumo Love.

The Karate Kitten.

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

Niche Extracurriculars

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'Your Thai-chi-chicken Sir.'

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

'It was all ball!'

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

"Three more classes and I get my belt."