Sumo Wrestling Fan Pillows

Sumo on Ice

Sumo wrestling for some fun!

Sumo wrestler farting

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

Decapitated coffee.

Sumo Love.

'Checkmate!'

The Karate Kitten.

Niche Extracurriculars

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

'It was all ball!'

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

"I am in training for the sales."

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"I'm gonna twist you like a balloon animal."

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

"I keep seeing red flags."

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

'Wrestling was fun. Can I have some more honey in my tea?'

'Hey, that's a job we'd be qualified for...'