Sumo Wrestling Fan Pillows

Sumo on Ice

Sumo wrestling for some fun!

Sumo wrestler farting

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

The rock caricature

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Karataoke

"Feel my claw of death!"

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

Decapitated coffee.

Sumo Love.

The Karate Kitten.

'Checkmate!'

Niche Extracurriculars

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

'It was all ball!'

Taking control of his opponent, Darren quickly slapped some deodorant on him.

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

It doesn't get any better than this --- Tai Chi with chai tea!

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

"I keep seeing red flags."

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"I'm gonna twist you like a balloon animal."

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'