Sumo Wrestling Fan With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

101 uses of a dead cat: sumo diaper.

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

The rock caricature

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"Feel my claw of death!"

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

Sumo Love.

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Future Wrestler

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

Niche Extracurriculars

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

'It was all ball!'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

Taking control of his opponent, Darren quickly slapped some deodorant on him.

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

"I'm gonna twist you like a balloon animal."

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"I've had enough of character building, Dad. Can I support a successful team now?"

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

"Their lawyer found out that I enjoy reading poetry, and that I also like to watch professional wrestling. They're calling it a conflict of interests."

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

'Eat up son, or you won't grow to be big and fat, like your father.'

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

Ok, you were right. The Sumo diaper was a bad idea.

"You both know the rules, no kicking, no biting, no gouging, and no mushy stuff"

'Quick! The NINE iron!!'