Sumo Supporter Pillows

Thirty Sumos Over Tokyo

'... And if this diet doesn't work, I can only suggest that you take up sumo wrestling.'

'Mr Sumo's kindly come along to show us what to do if we're ever bullied!'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

National Everything Awareness Day

"Hi-yah!"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

Sumo Love.

The Karate Kitten.

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

Niche Extracurriculars

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

'It was all ball!'

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

"I am in training for the sales."

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"

Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits.

"No! Your dukes...Put up your dukes!"

'Heads up ladies, Cluck Norris is in town.'