Sumo Pillows

'I see you graduated sumo cum laude.'

The Sumo Wrestler's greatest challenge.

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

Sumo Love.

Dog Wrestling.

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

Niche Extracurriculars

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

'It was all ball!'

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

I'm your biggest fan.

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

Moments later, extreme sumo flopping would lose its status as an Olympic sport.

'Eat up son, or you won't grow to be big and fat, like your father.'

Yum Yum

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

Smoking Firemen.

Segal & Clark: This is Sumo Wrestling Joe, not boxing!

'That's David James, that's Sven...'

Change Rooms.

"Sorry. . . Houston isn't here at the moment - but if you'd like to leave a message. . ."

Sumo wrestling.

"Don't be long, Dear, you don't want to miss Celebrity Hari Kari on TV."

"Sumo Hockey."

'He's a big softie really'.

At the end of a sumo wrestling match.

Sumo wrestling for some fun!