Sumo Mugs

'I see you graduated sumo cum laude.'

The Sumo Wrestler's greatest challenge.

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

Dog Wrestling.

Sumo Love.

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Niche Extracurriculars

'It was all ball!'

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

I'm your biggest fan.

Moments later, extreme sumo flopping would lose its status as an Olympic sport.

Ok, you were right. The Sumo diaper was a bad idea.

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

Yum Yum

'Eat up son, or you won't grow to be big and fat, like your father.'

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

Segal & Clark: This is Sumo Wrestling Joe, not boxing!

Smoking Firemen.

'That's David James, that's Sven...'

Change Rooms.

"Don't be long, Dear, you don't want to miss Celebrity Hari Kari on TV."

"Sumo Hockey."

Sumo wrestling.

"Sorry. . . Houston isn't here at the moment - but if you'd like to leave a message. . ."

At the end of a sumo wrestling match.

'He's a big softie really'.