Sumo Fan Mugs

Japanese Restrooms

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Sumo-wrestlers tangled up.

'I would never use steroids! Do you have any idea what that stuff can do to your body?'

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

'Eat up son, or you won't grow to be big and fat, like your father.'

"Don't be long, Dear, you don't want to miss Celebrity Hari Kari on TV."

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Cradle to the Grave.

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'You may now kick the bride.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Awkward First Dates

KAWAII T'AI CHI

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

Decapitated coffee.

Sumo Love.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Cupid misses his shot.

The Karate Kitten.

Niche Extracurriculars

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

'It was all ball!'

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'