Sumo Wrestling Mugs

'Does sumo make me look fat?'

Japanese Restrooms

Sumo on Ice

'It was all ball!'

'I would never use steroids! Do you have any idea what that stuff can do to your body?'

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

Sumo-wrestlers tangled up.

'Eat up son, or you won't grow to be big and fat, like your father.'

Niche Extracurriculars

Weight Reducing Clinic. Plan B, Sumo Wrestling Classes.

Cradle to the Grave.

"Take it easy. I just ate."

At the end of a sumo wrestling match.

Sumo Love.

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

'I'd say you were in perfect shape - that's if you were a Sumo wrestler' (doctor to overweight man).

'Some Eastern European Convents had 'Borderline' Testosterone levels!'

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

101 uses of a dead cat: sumo diaper.

'He's a big softie really'.

'OK, you gotta swear on sumo honor... Does my mawashi make me look fat?'

Sumo wrestling for some fun!

Segal & Clark: This is Sumo Wrestling Joe, not boxing!

"Sumo Hockey."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Dog Wrestling.

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

"We've resolved the fundamental problems. Now we're down to personal issues."

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Moments later, extreme sumo flopping would lose its status as an Olympic sport.

'I see you graduated sumo cum laude.'