Sumo Supporter Gifts

Thirty Sumos Over Tokyo

'... And if this diet doesn't work, I can only suggest that you take up sumo wrestling.'

'Mr Sumo's kindly come along to show us what to do if we're ever bullied!'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

National Everything Awareness Day

"Hi-yah!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Karataoke

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

Sumo Love.

The Karate Kitten.

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

Niche Extracurriculars

"I'm not going to try and sugarcoat this..."

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

'It was all ball!'

It doesn't get any better than this --- Tai Chi with chai tea!

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

"I am in training for the sales."

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

'Eat up son, or you won't grow to be big and fat, like your father.'