Sensei Admirer Gifts

Martial arts man breaks chair when sitting down.

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

Sign on the door at Karate School.

"Hi-yah!"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"I've been genetically modified!"

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

The wine-shop

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Masquerade

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

Spring in Japan.

Superbaldie.

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

Legal Firm, Suits, 30% Off.

Chickenspox

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

Superhero

Zorro, The Embroiderer

"Isn't that adorable? He learned that in Karate class."

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

Spiderman at the Improv

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

"At home with a superhero!"