Samurai Aficionado Gifts

"Plan B is to commit ritual suicide."

'On the bill of lading it says 'humbly assembled household robots without intention to cause injury on export market'.'

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Overjumpers

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

Middle-Age Superheroes

"You've changed."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Remember me?'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

'You may now kick the bride.'

Superheroes Having a Drink

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Car joust.

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

Reasonableman