Samurai Culture Fan Gifts

Hari Karaoki

They often made fun of Shinjo and his Samurai spoons, but not for long.

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Awkward First Dates

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

Decapitated coffee.

The Karate Kitten.

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Spring in Japan.

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

"Bob's a tool belt."

Tokyo City Limits

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

"I am in training for the sales."

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

Japa-knees

'Heads up ladies, Cluck Norris is in town.'

Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits.

'Eat up son, or you won't grow to be big and fat, like your father.'

"No! Your dukes...Put up your dukes!"

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"