Samurai Fan Gifts

Decapitated coffee.

The 24/7 Samurai

101 uses of a dead cat: samurai armour.

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Superheroes take a selfie

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Nuts to you, too."

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Karataoke

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

Epic Battles

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

Stonehenge Explained

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.